Ok.... I only have one more week of school.....this means...FINALS are here. I will have my biology final on Tuesday, O chem on Thursday, and Calc 1 on Friday. The bad thing is that I have to stay in school for a while longer because I will need to grade the final tests for body systams. After that it is off to winter break...Woo Hoo!!!!
Ps. I am so glad the old (FREEAKY) avatars for those without a profile pic are gone....now we have a little cute face..lol!!!
Hello my dear Mo'timers!!!! I want to wish every single one of you a very HAPPY and Safe THANKSGIVING holiday!! Enjoy this time with your family and friends! Take lots of care and have lots of fun!!!
P.S. 1) Save me some turkey...lol...
2) Have fun shopping on Black Friday!!!!
Wow...it has all happened so fast!!!!! The end of the semester is so near. I only have one week left to get ready for finals and then the week od doom comes once again. I am not very worried about my finals since I am confident I know the material for all of them...all I need is review. I will not sleep for the entire week of doom since I will have my blod replaced with caffeine :-P I can not wait for the end to be here!!!! I will be off for an entire month and I will get to visit Mexico once again! Woo Hoo!!!!!!!!!!
Well...untill next time..when the semester is over!
I LIVE FOR HER
I live for her, without knowing
if I found her or she found me.
I do not remember how,
but in the end she has conquered me.
I live for her who gives me
all of my true strength.
I live for her and it does not weigh me.
I live for her too,
don’t be so jealous of me:
Among everyone she is
the sweetest and warm as a kiss.
She is always at my side
to extinguish my solitude
but that for me
I live for her, too.
She is a muse who invites
a smooth touch.
In my sometimes sad piano
death does not exist,
if she is here.
I live for her who gives me
all the affection that she has;
sometimes she beats you
but it is a fist that never hurts.
I live for her who gives me
strength, value and reality
in order to feel a little alive.
How it hurts when she leaves.
I live in hotels for her.
How it shines strong and high.
I live for her in my own skin.
If she sings through my voice
it expands and produces love.
I live for her, and nothing else,
can more live within me
she gives me the life, the life
if she is close to me.
If she is close to me
from a theater box or against a wall
I live for her to the limit.
in the dark critical moment
I live for her to the very edge.
Every day a conquest;
the protagonist
is her also.
I live for her because she goes
always giving me a way out
because the music is
faithful and sincere for life.
I live for her who gives me
nights of love and freedom
If there would be another life, I live it
for her also.
She is called music.
I live also.
I live for her, believe me
for her also.
I live for her.
I live for her.
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Fructose-of-the-Loom
How cotton candy defies typical matter-state classifications
For Sir Isaac Newton, it was an apple. For Albert Einstein, it was clock towers. For two dashing, intelligent, and witty young men from the University of Texas at Dallas, it was a renegade strand of cotton candy that launched them on a quest for knowledge that would challenge the fundamental principles of human existence. In other words, the elusive proof of the fifth state of matter.
The dynamic duo was strolling along to the sounds of a class event when a loose strand of cotton candy floated by on the winds of fate and obstructed the airways of the unsuspecting Kevin Tydlacka. His friend, the valiant Mac Hird, jumped into action and prepared to give him the Heimlich maneuver, only to find his throat was clear. After removing themselves from this suddenly awkward position, these two scientifically proficient men began to investigate this apparent miracle.
“It was amazing, one minute I couldn’t breathe, then the blockage suddenly disappeared, and I took my first breath as an enlightened man. I was thankful for this new lease on life, but I had to ask myself, ‘Where did the cotton candy go?’”
Due to the laws that govern all existence, matter cannot just disappear, but to all outward appearances, that’s exactly what had just seemed to take place. These men decided to acquire more cotton candy and test this anomaly further in a safer and more appropriate location.
After quickly moving to their lab/kitchenette, these two scientists discovered that cotton candy did indeed give a tantalizing taste of succulent glory before forever winking out of existence soon after contact with taste buds. Realizing that this was a violation of the conservation of mass theorem, the pair wanted to investigate this further to find out the true implications of their discovery. Working in utmost secrecy with their guard Asian, Lewis Chang, these two visionaries investigated every known state of matter sugar that exists with shouts ringing out every minute or so of “Intern, 30 cc’s of sucrose, stat!”
In the end, these scientists categorized all known states of sugar into the four states of matter as previously defined by the scientific community. Sugars, such as granulated sugar, brown sugar, packed powdered sugar, and snow cones were solids. Molasses and syrup were liquids. Powdered sugar is easily excited to its gaseous state and something as insignificant as a puff of air can force this change. Finally, Pop Rocks were obviously plasma, but only once popped. Unsurprisingly, cotton candy fit into none of these categories.
In response, Tydlacka and Hird prepared a battery of tests that would ascertain the true properties of this new illicit substance. Due to the highly volatile nature of their discovery to the scientific community at large, the duo could only say, “It was around 3:20 in the morning during the course of test number 107, although incidentally we skipped the first 94 tests,” (declaring them bollocks or a complete waste of their valuable time), “when we truly understood the gravity of our now proven hypothesis—it’s true.” Lewis the Intern recalls the actual exclamation that echoed around the world, “BY MY SUNDAY’S BEST FLANNELS, IT’S TRUE!”
Mac is Canadian.
“We had already run small amounts of grape flavored cotton candy through a variety of liquid mediums in an attempt to visually observe where the cotton candy goes once it becomes moist.
However, I was born without a left kidney and my frontal cortex was removed when I was 8, so it wasn’t until after we had already tried milk, orange juice, and lead based paint that we realized we needed an un-opaque liquid to actually view the process. So we moved on to saliva, but with a twist. We were going to follow it out of existence to see where it goes.” Kevin describes this process as being a bit nerve-racking and emotionally scarring. “Well, I took some on my finger and got a good grip on it. Then after making sure I had my first aid kit, pepper spray, and riot shield, I placed it on Mac’s outstretched tongue.
There was a strange sensation behind my navel, almost somewhat reminiscent of traveling by portkey, then 2 of my fingers were gone and I was back in the lab.”
So a few restless nights and missing body parts later, they released their findings to the public. It appears that the fifth state of matter, or Unmatter as they have christened it, does in fact exist. Mac and Kevin plan on exploring the more elusive properties of Unmatter to hopefully learn how to harness its innate properties to “create a cure for rainforests… you know… in response to deforestation.” 
